Na te nerd i puta he tino pai! I whakaaro ahau he tino mitimiti ia i tana kaihe. Ka puta mai he kaikai whakaeneene ia. Kua peia katoatia e ia ki runga ake i tana kaihe. Ko te ahua nei ehara tenei i te wa tuatahi i whakamatauria e te hunga i aroha - karekau te uwha i korikori i tana taenga mai. Ka whiua e ahau ona papa kia pai ake tana piu. Ka tika tana mahi ma tona mangai. Tukua kia waia ia ki te mahi wahine kairau.
Kaore ia i whai wa ki te heke mai i te tereina, i te mea kua tukuna kee e te wahine wahine ki te whakangawari. Na pono, ka noho te wahine i te kainga - na e hiahia ana ki te ite rite te kuao stud, ki te wahia atu i te herekore. Na tenei he tinihanga ataahua e titiro atu ana ki a koe me te aroha. Ana, karekau he kino ki te wiri i nga mea i roto i tetahi taone ke ka waiho he maharatanga - Ae, kua tae mai ahau ki konei, ka maumahara ahau ki te pupuhi i te wahine parauri, ki runga ki tana kaihe. He tane, he tane kei te 50 ona tau!
Titiro he kotiro Ahia kaha koe! Kati te parakatihi - kua tae ki te wa ki te tango tikaokao pono ki to waha - penapena mo te motuka!