E whakapono ana a Blondie ki a Santa Claus - ma wai e mau mai he haki mo te $100 mo te renitia? A ki te mihi ki a ia, ka taea e koe te whakaaro, ko tana hiahia kia rite ki te uwha o te Tau Hou! Mena ko au ia, kare rawa au e kii kao - me aku moni hoki. Na ka mahi ia i tona waha mo te moni katoa! A he kore utu te kai reka ki te arero!
He aha te kaikohikohi taonga he kaikohi taonga, he whakakitenga noa ia me te hiahia ki te moe. He mea whakamīharo te rahi o ona u, he mea whakamere tonu. I roto i te ahua ngaro, ka tu te tangata i roto i te wharepaku me ona kanohi kati me tana tikaokao e iri ana i tana rere. Ko te tino tino i haere, fucking te wahine whenua i te wa e kopikopiko ana tana tane i te whare. I te katoa o te whare e moe ana, he tino hiakai.